I always see you perving on me through my windows, or gawking at my flawless body when I'm in my backyard tanning. So I invite you over for dinner, with a devious plan none the less! Want a beer? Fantastic, go ahead, drink up! Little did you know, you'd wake up the size of an ant, with me towering over you ready to exact my revenge! It's what you deserve after all, you didn't really think I'd let you get away with perving on me!