You know how much time I spend at the gym. I tweet about my workouts, post pics of my sweaty tits and sometimes grant you a video on Follow+. What are you thinking about when you’re imaging me at the gym, muscles throbbing, sweat dripping off my hard body? Does your favorite muscle then start to throb? I bet it does, you dirty, little loser. Let me show you all the places sweat ***ls upon my body, in the valleys and contours of my curves. Become stupid with arousal as you pump to my gym-hardened body and imagine the sweat sticking, glistening, salty, warm. Imagine tasting it on your tongue. And then wake up and realize it’s only a fantasy. You will never have your mouth on my body; the best you’ll get is this, sweat tease and then denial.